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| Funeral Procession
One day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. “My wife,” the man replied. “I’m sorry,” said Dave. “What happened to her?” “My dog bit her and she died.” Dave then asked who was in the second hearse. The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.” “Can I borrow your dog?” “Get in line,” replied the man. 
********************************************************************************************* Lunch Problem There were three construction workers, one of whom was Chinese, one of whom was Mexican and one of whom was Scandinavian. Every day at lunch they would sit at the top of a very tall building to eat. One day, the Mexican said, "If my wife makes me one more burrito I'm gonna jump off this building!" The Chinese man said, "If my wife makes me one more egg roll I'm gonna jump off this building too!" The Scandanavian said, "If I get one more PB&J sandwich I'm gonna jump off this building too!" Surely enough the next day the Mexican got burritos, the Chinese man got egg rolls and the Scandinavian got PB&J. At the funeral, the Chinese man’s widow and the Mexican man’s widow were huddled together saying, "I should have listened to him. I didn't think he would actually do it!" The Scandinavian's widow was sitting there silently. The other widows came over and asked her why she wasn't crying. "I'm confused,” she replied. “I didn't make his lunch... he made his own!"  *********************************************************************************************
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